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白痴话题一

me: 妈妈，你看，limo耶
mom:  哦，好像大白虫子哟
me: 。。。
mom: （*突然超车*） 啊，看看虫子里面有没有人
me: （*看limo里面*) 嗯，好像没有
mom: （*超车*） 好的，我们跑到虫子前面了

白痴话题二

mom: 我的老板好像越来越喜欢我了，怎么办呀？
me: 凉拌
mom: 凉拌能拌出什么名堂出来啊？
me: 能拌出螳螂来
mom: 哦

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