duo

if (adam == stupid), then { susan.isGay = true; susan.getNoMoreRides = true; }
else { adam.isCool = true; }
—-Adam

“if input.NextLine == “change” then System.Console.WriteLine(”No!”)”
—-Me

12.如果找不到合适的人，你会永远单身吗？
ok im gonna be nerdy here.. F IMP F <=> T… oh noz
my later explanation since no one understood the joke implied:
12.如果找不到合适的人，你会永远单身吗？
substitute 你会永远单身吗 with A and 找不到合适的人 with B, the structure of that sentence is B => A (aka, B implies A)..
if we take a look at the truth table of implies, it should be (where => is implies and <=> is equivalent, T=true and F=false):
T => T <=> T
T => F <=> F
F => T <=> T
F => F <=> T
i evaluated A to be F, because i don’t think i’ll be single..and i evaluated B to be F, because again, i think i can find the right guy..
which means the final evaluation is T..
and then still no one got it.. so i gave up..
—-Me

assert( adam != stupid );
—-Adam

做數學就像追女孩,一要堅持,二要眼光獨到,三要有勇氣,四要基本功紮實!
—-丘成桐

Jenny:
i thought you only introduced yourself last week

- duo:
yea.. guys hit on me fast
im like a tlb

Jenny:
and the miss rate is too high XD

- duo:
cuz the page tables are tiny

rob:
ewww cs jokes

duo: no not really
rúllie: yes, yes really
duo: no not really
rúllie: loop
duo: lol
duo: u shoulda said end loop
rúllie: end loop
rúllie: there i convicned you
duo: wah
duo: it ended with no not really
rúllie: but i ended with end loop
duo: yea and the last verdict before end loop is no not really
rúllie: fuk

me: are you done os?
lu: yeah
me: cool
me: <3
lu: c>
me: wtf is that
lu: a more realistic version of heart
lu: since left and right chambers aren’t that clearly separated
me: wtf..